George Carlin ... By: joe187yo. on 31 Jul 08, 15:01:59 George Carlin onetime wished someone's kid died in a flaming car accident one time. Don't believe me --
-- type in "GEORGE CARLIN HOW TO HANDLE A HECKLER" in the you-tube search --
So technically, according to your logic, George deserves what he wished upon the kid . . .
butchpinkston..... ... By: derouin87. on 31 Jul 08, 13:33:05 butchpinkston.....what is ur prblm??? u didnt know GC and if u dont like him u dont need to watch him. but how dare u say u wish he woulda died sooner. thats horrible. he was a human being just as much as u and his family and friends love him as much as ur does u. so fuck off u prick. u deserve what u wished upon him
hey pass the tits! By: 644409. on 31 Jul 08, 05:29:10 hey pass the tits!
Well, concerning ... By: JesterHopperpot1. on 30 Jul 08, 21:29:03 Well, concerning Carlin, I guess we'll agree to disagree. Say,since you were in the Navy...
did you know a Chaplain Jeff Seiler? Commander of the battleship USS Enterprise? If so, that's my uncle.
As for the matter of me carrying my dead friend, I really don't know how many miles it was between the village and my MASH unit, it just felt like 22, though it was probabely a dillusion brought on by the searing pain in my leg.
Seriousely, though: you should lay off the insults, it might kill you.
Is this routine an ... By: CoastersBolts. on 30 Jul 08, 19:50:24 Is this routine an explanation of how he came up with the 7 Words You Can't Say on TV? I ask because the last three (fart, turd, twat) are not in the original routine. Still, this is pure genius.
George Carlin was ... By: MeheartSoad. on 30 Jul 08, 19:05:42 George Carlin was the best thing that ever happened to the human race. Besides, like, Jesus.
But he comes in close second. I've read all of his books (Brain Droppings, Napalm & Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops), and they were all totally fantastic.
It isn't fair that he died. Why couldn't someone like Sean Penn die instead???
There is no justice in this world.
yeah. like 2 months ... By: Yaksniffer. on 30 Jul 08, 18:53:59 yeah. like 2 months ago
very sad
Love Carlin, He is/ ... By: keegan3692002. on 30 Jul 08, 18:51:40 Love Carlin, He is/was hillarious.... Can someone tell me, is it true he died?!
Well, prostate ... By: JesterHopperpot1. on 30 Jul 08, 16:10:29 Well, prostate infections ARE difficult to cure, given that antibiotics do not accumilate in high concentrations in the prostate, but it depends: male or female prostate?
Also, you were in the navy? Well, I was in the Army, and my training was different.I was taught to get the job done if I could still walk, and you were taught to blow shit out of the water.So i have news:it is possible. Also, my leg wasn't broken i was shot in the lower thigh. That doesn't break the leg, im the doctor ;)
Dude, stop calling ... By: JesterHopperpot1. on 30 Jul 08, 15:48:45 Dude, stop calling jews kikes, you anti-semite! And dude, what's your problem with black people? Wait: you hate jews and blacks, you continually dishonor vets and America....You're a commie, are't ya? You people disgust me.
3 things:
1. ... By: JesterHopperpot1. on 30 Jul 08, 15:40:59 3 things:
1. They train even doctors to resist pain and get the mission done.
2.Half the weapons terrorists use are american.
3.Just because I'm a doctor, that doesn't mean I talk in medical terminology on youtube.
Don't beleive me? Why don't you enlist? Actually do your country a favor.
you are prolly ... By: sillydillydokieo. on 30 Jul 08, 11:36:44 you are prolly stupid enough to believe in god and jesus. why you makin fun of jews? do you actually.. believe in jesus?
You fucking dick.I ... By: JesterHopperpot1. on 30 Jul 08, 10:44:00 You fucking dick.I was a doctor in MASH unit 43755.Boy,I saw things in that country that would make your hair curl!I've seen more in the 2 years i was there than you ever wil in your fucking life!I remember one day as clear as the settinng sun.Me and my friend Alan were sent to a village to bring back the wounded when Alan was shot with an M16. I was shot in the leg. You don't know what its like seeing your friend die in your arm then cary him 22 miles, and then tell his wife he wont come back.
I know about ... By: JesterHopperpot1. on 30 Jul 08, 09:55:56 I know about Rhodesia and Zimbabwe, and that's no reason to hate all black people! You obviousely haven't been to Ethiopia. I did before I joined a MASH unit in Iraque. They have it real bad. You should spend some time there to truly know.
I'm ot "buying into ... By: JesterHopperpot1. on 30 Jul 08, 09:50:37 I'm ot "buying into his cynicism", I think the guys funny. I mean, did you see his shit on religion. God, I'm a Jew and I fuckin liked that! As for smoking, don't you know how bad that is for you?
Dude are you like ... By: JesterHopperpot1. on 30 Jul 08, 08:47:39 Dude are you like purposely a rascsist dick, or are you really a dumb fuck. The N word was what rascsists and slave owners refer too black people and it's wrong. Also, aout the fertilizer thing, dude that's just cruel. You obviousely like a different type of comedy, but we think GC was a comic genius and we mourn him so much, DON'T WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO. Don't be cruel and offensive and kind of disgusting. Prick.
Dude he wasn't a ... By: JesterHopperpot1. on 30 Jul 08, 08:39:32 Dude he wasn't a sad little man, he was happily married twice. Are you high? If so, I'll have whatever your smokin.
Sure censorship is ... By: DCW09. on 30 Jul 08, 04:48:07 Sure censorship is annoying in some cases, but there are other cases that actually help the comedy with the "Beeps" But i agree, us Americans love paying the outstanding taxes on the rights we don't have.
shit my fuckin ... By: JesterHopperpot1. on 30 Jul 08, 04:19:17 shit my fuckin keyboard did that again?! fuckin peice of shit! NEVER eat a hot pocket over your keyboard its just not a good idea
wel the keyboards a peice of shit anyway
i know that kids a ... By: JesterHopperpot1. on 30 Jul 08, 04:09:27 i know that kids a five
less hatespawn from ... By: MusicUploads136. on 30 Jul 08, 03:48:45 less hatespawn from censorship...sounds calm and civil. if it looks like im being sarcastic im not, i really think censorship causes more hatred than if there wasnt any.
Why do Americans ... By: Ahab2008. on 30 Jul 08, 01:38:58 Why do Americans accept this censorship in TV? Here in Scandinavia, we can say whatever we want on TV, and we're the most civilised country in the world. Try freedom of speech, dear Americans. It's great!
pay your respect ... By: KeepOffTheLawn. on 30 Jul 08, 00:50:50 pay your respect and shut the fuck up
"that's samrt". so ... By: justinrulesass. on 30 Jul 08, 00:47:50 "that's samrt". so ironic. you fuckin moron hahahaha
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By: joe187yo. on 31 Jul 08, 15:01:59
George Carlin onetime wished someone's kid died in a flaming car accident one time. Don't believe me -- -- type in "GEORGE CARLIN HOW TO HANDLE A HECKLER" in the you-tube search -- So technically, according to your logic, George deserves what he wished upon the kid . . .
By: derouin87. on 31 Jul 08, 13:33:05
butchpinkston.....what is ur prblm??? u didnt know GC and if u dont like him u dont need to watch him. but how dare u say u wish he woulda died sooner. thats horrible. he was a human being just as much as u and his family and friends love him as much as ur does u. so fuck off u prick. u deserve what u wished upon him
By: 644409. on 31 Jul 08, 05:29:10
hey pass the tits!
By: 187redrum1112. on 31 Jul 08, 05:15:28
otto!, otto! Otto!
By: JesterHopperpot1. on 30 Jul 08, 21:29:03
Well, concerning Carlin, I guess we'll agree to disagree. Say,since you were in the Navy... did you know a Chaplain Jeff Seiler? Commander of the battleship USS Enterprise? If so, that's my uncle. As for the matter of me carrying my dead friend, I really don't know how many miles it was between the village and my MASH unit, it just felt like 22, though it was probabely a dillusion brought on by the searing pain in my leg. Seriousely, though: you should lay off the insults, it might kill you.
By: CoastersBolts. on 30 Jul 08, 19:50:24
Is this routine an explanation of how he came up with the 7 Words You Can't Say on TV? I ask because the last three (fart, turd, twat) are not in the original routine. Still, this is pure genius.
By: MeheartSoad. on 30 Jul 08, 19:05:42
George Carlin was the best thing that ever happened to the human race. Besides, like, Jesus. But he comes in close second. I've read all of his books (Brain Droppings, Napalm & Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops), and they were all totally fantastic. It isn't fair that he died. Why couldn't someone like Sean Penn die instead??? There is no justice in this world.
By: Yaksniffer. on 30 Jul 08, 18:53:59
yeah. like 2 months ago very sad
By: keegan3692002. on 30 Jul 08, 18:51:40
Love Carlin, He is/was hillarious.... Can someone tell me, is it true he died?!
By: JesterHopperpot1. on 30 Jul 08, 16:10:29
Well, prostate infections ARE difficult to cure, given that antibiotics do not accumilate in high concentrations in the prostate, but it depends: male or female prostate? Also, you were in the navy? Well, I was in the Army, and my training was different.I was taught to get the job done if I could still walk, and you were taught to blow shit out of the water.So i have news:it is possible. Also, my leg wasn't broken i was shot in the lower thigh. That doesn't break the leg, im the doctor ;)
By: JesterHopperpot1. on 30 Jul 08, 15:48:45
Dude, stop calling jews kikes, you anti-semite! And dude, what's your problem with black people? Wait: you hate jews and blacks, you continually dishonor vets and America....You're a commie, are't ya? You people disgust me.
By: JesterHopperpot1. on 30 Jul 08, 15:40:59
3 things: 1. They train even doctors to resist pain and get the mission done. 2.Half the weapons terrorists use are american. 3.Just because I'm a doctor, that doesn't mean I talk in medical terminology on youtube. Don't beleive me? Why don't you enlist? Actually do your country a favor.
By: sillydillydokieo. on 30 Jul 08, 11:36:44
you are prolly stupid enough to believe in god and jesus. why you makin fun of jews? do you actually.. believe in jesus?
By: JesterHopperpot1. on 30 Jul 08, 10:44:00
You fucking dick.I was a doctor in MASH unit 43755.Boy,I saw things in that country that would make your hair curl!I've seen more in the 2 years i was there than you ever wil in your fucking life!I remember one day as clear as the settinng sun.Me and my friend Alan were sent to a village to bring back the wounded when Alan was shot with an M16. I was shot in the leg. You don't know what its like seeing your friend die in your arm then cary him 22 miles, and then tell his wife he wont come back.
By: JesterHopperpot1. on 30 Jul 08, 09:55:56
I know about Rhodesia and Zimbabwe, and that's no reason to hate all black people! You obviousely haven't been to Ethiopia. I did before I joined a MASH unit in Iraque. They have it real bad. You should spend some time there to truly know.
By: JesterHopperpot1. on 30 Jul 08, 09:50:37
I'm ot "buying into his cynicism", I think the guys funny. I mean, did you see his shit on religion. God, I'm a Jew and I fuckin liked that! As for smoking, don't you know how bad that is for you?
By: JesterHopperpot1. on 30 Jul 08, 08:47:39
Dude are you like purposely a rascsist dick, or are you really a dumb fuck. The N word was what rascsists and slave owners refer too black people and it's wrong. Also, aout the fertilizer thing, dude that's just cruel. You obviousely like a different type of comedy, but we think GC was a comic genius and we mourn him so much, DON'T WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO. Don't be cruel and offensive and kind of disgusting. Prick.
By: JesterHopperpot1. on 30 Jul 08, 08:39:32
Dude he wasn't a sad little man, he was happily married twice. Are you high? If so, I'll have whatever your smokin.
By: DCW09. on 30 Jul 08, 04:48:07
Sure censorship is annoying in some cases, but there are other cases that actually help the comedy with the "Beeps" But i agree, us Americans love paying the outstanding taxes on the rights we don't have.
By: JesterHopperpot1. on 30 Jul 08, 04:19:17
shit my fuckin keyboard did that again?! fuckin peice of shit! NEVER eat a hot pocket over your keyboard its just not a good idea wel the keyboards a peice of shit anyway
By: JesterHopperpot1. on 30 Jul 08, 04:09:27
i know that kids a five
By: MusicUploads136. on 30 Jul 08, 03:48:45
less hatespawn from censorship...sounds calm and civil. if it looks like im being sarcastic im not, i really think censorship causes more hatred than if there wasnt any.
By: Ahab2008. on 30 Jul 08, 01:38:58
Why do Americans accept this censorship in TV? Here in Scandinavia, we can say whatever we want on TV, and we're the most civilised country in the world. Try freedom of speech, dear Americans. It's great!
By: KeepOffTheLawn. on 30 Jul 08, 00:50:50
pay your respect and shut the fuck up
By: justinrulesass. on 30 Jul 08, 00:47:50
"that's samrt". so ironic. you fuckin moron hahahaha