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Dysfunctional Christmas Dinner
Posted by: QuietLibrary

Video duration: 284 seconds

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Nothing brings out the worst in people like the holidays. In this parody of the Science Channel's "How It's Made" series, we investigate how a Christmas disaster is "really made."

Related: christmas, david, dysfunctional, hale, holiday, how, its, library, made, merry, new, quiet, sherng-lee, tuculescu, xmas, years

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"is your wrist ...
By: hizzleeee. on 19 Nov 08, 05:05:49
"is your wrist strong enough to pass the cornchips?" fucking priceless!

lol xxtra creepy ...
By: NaruZap. on 09 Nov 08, 22:13:12
lol xxtra creepy uncles

lololol.....
By: XstarynightX. on 09 Nov 08, 03:09:08
lololol.....

The background ...
By: 12ohan. on 29 Oct 08, 23:53:01
The background music was perfect.

"you fight me five ...
By: stevo7470. on 24 Oct 08, 18:13:26
"you fight me five times I win four" lol

yep. but i still ...
By: wefkr. on 22 Oct 08, 10:45:40
yep. but i still like quiet library

just like my family ...
By: Ronny411. on 20 Oct 08, 02:24:16
just like my family lol, except we never goten a visit from jesus tho:)

yah and funny at ...
By: sjvdude. on 18 Oct 08, 14:47:34
yah and funny at the same time.....an odd combonation

Did anybody else ...
By: poqoia. on 17 Oct 08, 06:24:30
Did anybody else find this disturbing and somewhat depressing?

I like how the ...
By: rachelbournival. on 16 Oct 08, 21:45:13
I like how the Christmas plant that Fernando is holding is the same as the one on the bedroom nightstand.

simply hilarious
By: BrianneRenee. on 16 Oct 08, 01:13:05
simply hilarious

ha ha the creepy ...
By: crystalbaybeee123. on 14 Oct 08, 00:24:39
ha ha the creepy uncle is scary ha ha well his name only says it ha ha

yeah really. MY ...
By: mrp92a. on 13 Oct 08, 16:20:43
yeah really. MY HOUSE is really cold. yup. Get a job Scargill

where do u live ...
By: FUR10USW45P. on 12 Oct 08, 13:34:30
where do u live then? When you say 26 degrees Fahrenheit is hot, I'm just curious....

omg 3:41 made my ...
By: tremapar. on 10 Oct 08, 03:31:04
omg 3:41 made my sides hurt lolol

DEAD ON the How ...
By: STufaro. on 10 Oct 08, 03:01:28
DEAD ON the How It's Made style, hilarious, I liked the fuzziness, cool effect.

the smoke alarm ...
By: GMANG393. on 09 Oct 08, 03:42:38
the smoke alarm signals that dinner is ready. can't wait till next episode.

lets just brag ...
By: CBilly91. on 06 Oct 08, 03:06:46
lets just brag about weather now

a chilly 26 degrees ...
By: scargill8. on 04 Oct 08, 20:50:01
a chilly 26 degrees, thats fucking red hot where I live

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!! ...
By: daalsij. on 04 Oct 08, 14:44:20
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the creepy uncle ...
By: rapid638. on 04 Oct 08, 14:12:23
the creepy uncle hahahah

XD great video
By: fuffel93. on 02 Oct 08, 14:25:44
XD great video

no i did not get ...
By: hizzleeee. on 29 Sep 08, 16:50:43
no i did not get erections when i wrestled in highschool! priceless the daughter was hot though

i nearly pissed ...
By: spiderman5z. on 27 Sep 08, 04:49:00
i nearly pissed myself at the end

Italian guy in a ...
By: DblOSmith. on 22 Sep 08, 22:38:26
Italian guy in a Lotus. Nice, heh. This is classic.

Usain Bolt Celebrates Early ... Very Early
Posted by: QuietLibrary

Video duration: 69 seconds

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This guy can do A LOT in 9.69 seconds.
Thanks for the feature, YouTube! And thanks for all the comments, everyone. Please subscribe to our channel; we have a bunch of other comedy videos.
Thx to DeMarcus Reed http://www.demarcusr eed.com
And our DP Phelps Harmon http://www.celebrity darwinism.com

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You are all retards ...
By: sangheili123. on 23 Nov 08, 05:57:18
You are all retards. Sorry.

dumb redneck
By: yido11. on 23 Nov 08, 01:59:37
dumb redneck

LOL that is fucking ...
By: TheCapstanShanty. on 23 Nov 08, 00:52:23
LOL that is fucking hilarious

i am sorry but i ...
By: weirddork. on 23 Nov 08, 00:43:09
i am sorry but i will put this coment anyway DO NOT READ THIS IF? YOU DO NOT HAVE TIME!!! Destiny Hope "Miley" Cyrus is a very famous Actress/Singer! If you post this on 5 videos you will meet Miley! If you don't...YOUR MOM WILL DIE IN tomarrow at 10:00AM! ############## BANG! NOW YOU HAVE THE CURSE THAT YOUR MOM WILL DIE REVERSE IT BY POSTING THIS ON 5 OTHER VIDEOS

...
By: live2ball21. on 22 Nov 08, 23:33:34
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

fuck u cracker
By: NIKACHEEKS. on 22 Nov 08, 22:21:08
fuck u cracker

okay so what if he ...
By: princejosephm. on 22 Nov 08, 16:42:34
okay so what if he is a muslim, monkey get a fucking life

first of all.. hes ...
By: 5aled32. on 22 Nov 08, 07:25:25
first of all.. hes not a muslim his father was... secondly.. when u say all of 9/11 bombers are all muslim that doesnt mean that ALL the 1.8 Billion muslims in the world are terrorist... BTW i dont think all white ppl are rasist like u....

333 ur a bitch ...
By: bandandsport. on 22 Nov 08, 05:14:29
333 ur a bitch wanna know why!!! because u caling us hicks for voting for mccain! did u know obama is raising taxes 40% did u know he is a god damn muslim! did u know muslims were the group that caused 9/11 do u know anything! ur a pussy ass black nigger son of a monkeys dick that thinks black people should run america because they'll make white people slaves and thats exactly what obama will do whites will become slaves and then we all go into the great depresion because dick heads like u bitch

damion thats gay u ...
By: bandandsport. on 22 Nov 08, 05:09:07
damion thats gay u sayin that jamaican's r faster they also r fatter u son of a bitch!! go suck ur moms dick isn't that wut the women in jamaica have and guys got pussies their!? fuck u!fuck u!!fuck u!!!fuck u!!!!

Dont hate the men ...
By: damion3. on 22 Nov 08, 03:53:59
Dont hate the men cuz you aint him pussies. I put money on it, that if he was an american celebrating like that ya all wouldnt say shit. But because he isnt ya all got alot to say, just let the men be. From a proud JAMAICAN, we are the fastest in the world hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

na this aint real ...
By: ThatsBoyz79. on 22 Nov 08, 03:17:14
na this aint real there just makin fun of him cuz in the olympics he was crazy fast and was showin off while he was still runnin

lmao very funny
By: mickydee3333. on 22 Nov 08, 02:59:28
lmao very funny

was this real im ...
By: SgtCrazy128. on 22 Nov 08, 02:49:41
was this real im confused

Why do videos like ...
By: Erekai. on 22 Nov 08, 01:21:52
Why do videos like this end up in political debate? You're ALL stupid for debating politics on a video like this! But this video is pretty funny.

taxes won't ...
By: kmwllmsn. on 22 Nov 08, 00:29:22
taxes won't increase 20 times, not by far, but you're right, for a lot of people, especially the extremely wealthy, taxes will go up. Luckily I'm extremely poor so hopefully I won't get taxed even more!

also known as " ...
By: RossDawg8. on 22 Nov 08, 00:06:27
also known as "champagne"

Hey! I didn't call ...
By: skettcharmstrong. on 21 Nov 08, 23:29:13
Hey! I didn't call you a racist nor did I vote for Obama. I happen to be a proud Independent and wouldn't be caught dead voting for a Democrat or a Republican for that matter. Say what you want but, don't assume things that eventually make you look bad.

shom pain lol
By: Doritoes10. on 21 Nov 08, 21:15:03
shom pain lol

HAHA Great! The ...
By: 333crazymonkey. on 21 Nov 08, 03:30:50
HAHA Great! The accents were definetly very off but it was hillarious. "same place i keep my champain" And toepunt10 i fully agree with you. I'm with Obama, I'm living in texas and i know the people that voted republican, and they are all stupid white hicks, an stupid rich white people that suck Bushes cock under the table for Tax cuts on their oil bills.

How the fuck did ...
By: toepunt10. on 21 Nov 08, 03:14:17
How the fuck did this end up in a debate over Obama!? Face facts, the Democrats are the only comptetenty party and socialism isn't bad at all you dumb scared american fucks. What the fuck is wrong with free healthcare!? Or even health care being available to all!? People voted for Obama because he was a good orator, a democrat and represented the working man. Anyone who voted Republicans is either uneducated, a hick, mentally retarded, christian or a massive racist.

dude idk (insult my ...
By: nathanmrg6. on 21 Nov 08, 02:13:00
dude idk (insult my spelling too) obama wouldn't be president if he wasn't black. simple as that

dude we know who ...
By: nathanmrg6. on 21 Nov 08, 02:09:04
dude we know who you voted for okay....and you know i don't care for obama....neithier am i raciest. Obama wouldn't be president if he wasn't black right? America is going to have some hard times with obama as president. our taxes our going to hike 20 times higher with all these socialised bull that he is making. It nice that he's not going to be like bush and go invade a country that was none of our busseniss. (Sorry about spelling)

...
By: slimjimownz. on 20 Nov 08, 23:41:19
lollololololololololol face full of celebration

ahahahahahaah
By: Doritoes10. on 20 Nov 08, 17:19:01
ahahahahahaah

Roofie Roulette
Posted by: QuietLibrary

Video duration: 312 seconds

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Frat-boy pranks are taken to the extreme in this comedy short.

Related: comedy, david, funny, hale, library, quiet, roofie, roulette, theater, ucb

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rofl, just got ...
By: jjay75. on 07 Nov 08, 20:22:07
rofl, just got funnier and funnier

n ???? ??? ppu? ...
By: cunninghamjoe. on 04 Nov 08, 19:58:23
n ???? ??? ppu? uo??d???sqns ? ???? ?uo?? ??uu??? ?? u? ?u???o? ? ????? u???? ¿s??? ???? ?d?? o? ?o? u???? ?uu??

HAHHA Bake sales? ...
By: ivanbnice. on 24 Oct 08, 21:12:26
HAHHA Bake sales? More like - get baked sales...frats and sorrortities are for booze hounds and whores! they party, drink, so drugs and swap fluids. It's pretty awesome actually.

poor fella in the ...
By: FUR10USW45P. on 24 Oct 08, 15:07:22
poor fella in the end :P LOL

its due*, not do. ...
By: DarthVaughn. on 21 Oct 08, 10:14:45
its due*, not do. lrn2 grammar

Fraternities are ...
By: MattBeckstrom. on 13 Oct 08, 17:24:12
Fraternities are organizations based on Greek letters, usually consisting of three. Phi Kappa Theta, for example. The basis behind fraternities is community service - bake sales, snow shoveling, etc. although this is often overshadowed by the wild parties many of them have. If an individual wants to join a fraternity, he must pledge and then go through rituals similar to hazing. The female version of a fraternity is a sorrority.

...
By: nickk0426. on 12 Oct 08, 05:45:00
faggggggggggggggggggg

ok, thanks.
By: SimplePlan397. on 05 Oct 08, 07:39:08
ok, thanks.

Neither am I mate ...
By: Balazak. on 05 Oct 08, 04:51:32
Neither am I mate but I've seen a few college movies. I couldn't tell you exactly the purpose but I just think that they are clubs you can join if you want to (and if they'll let you).

oh right, thanks. ...
By: SimplePlan397. on 03 Oct 08, 17:49:11
oh right, thanks. and what exactly are fraternities for? im not American, sorry.

l.o.l.!!!!!!!!! ...
By: Jessica101Nicole. on 30 Sep 08, 22:03:49
l.o.l.!!!!!!!!!funniest prank ive ever fucking seen! you couldnt even predict it

It means that they ...
By: Balazak. on 29 Sep 08, 23:12:33
It means that they belong to a college fraternity. Fraternities have a reputation for strange initiation rituals and pranks.

A friend watched ...
By: channa43. on 24 Sep 08, 01:18:13
A friend watched this and we went to the bar. He was so hammered that he got sick and passed out in my bedroom and we partied. The video got to him I think he and actually thought we slipped him something and raped him or did something to him while he was sleeping!!! p.s we didnt talk for a while do to this situation!

But you fucked ...
By: Motofiend. on 04 Sep 08, 08:22:26
But you fucked justin and dan in the assholes Yeah, i fucked justin and dan in the assholes, but it was totally worth it FAG! . . . wow

Hmmm... did you ...
By: LeonGambit. on 30 Aug 08, 17:37:21
Hmmm... did you rlly watch this vid... If you did then you would realize im quoting it

NIGGER!!!!
By: jugglefan4. on 30 Aug 08, 17:07:18
NIGGER!!!!

if i were to say: ...
By: jugglefan4. on 30 Aug 08, 17:05:26
if i were to say: I'm not a nigger and i'll prove it. it would be offensive if you were black. so dont fucking say fag you fucker.

Dude, their roofies ...
By: LedZeppel1n. on 29 Aug 08, 23:09:03
Dude, their roofies! It's implied!

what are Frat boys?
By: SimplePlan397. on 29 Aug 08, 20:42:09
what are Frat boys?

I LOVE IT :D:D:D ...
By: enJoYyRedEAth. on 27 Aug 08, 16:11:19
I LOVE IT :D:D:D HAHHA

yo before showing ...
By: fridgeminster514. on 25 Aug 08, 16:55:27
yo before showing this u should do this to one of ur friends

im not a fag and ...
By: LeonGambit. on 25 Aug 08, 12:16:36
im not a fag and ill prove it

haha i have got to ...
By: LilCodaD. on 25 Aug 08, 01:36:23
haha i have got to show this to everyone I know!

the kid below you ...
By: Richdude1983. on 23 Aug 08, 09:40:40
the kid below you was quoteing the very last line in the video...

wow screw you haha, ...
By: money102. on 19 Aug 08, 14:47:10
wow screw you haha, I was talking about the kid below me. The video is a riot, I've shown it to all my friends.

Blind Date
Posted by: QuietLibrary

Video duration: 202 seconds

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Is this the kind of thing you want to tell someone on a blind date?
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I almost gave it an ...
By: CountArtha. on 20 Nov 08, 05:36:44
I almost gave it an average rating but I waited 'til the end. Well done!

LOL i use it to ...
By: WhyteHoodNegra. on 18 Nov 08, 06:16:27
LOL i use it to pick up chicks

i once had a blind ...
By: WKaliber1. on 12 Nov 08, 23:05:34
i once had a blind date, i fucked her

I am cracking up! ...
By: Revelation21v4. on 08 Nov 08, 13:26:41
I am cracking up! That was hysterical!

Lol!
By: vibgyor33. on 07 Nov 08, 15:12:51
Lol!

omg thats scary! ...
By: shortyshorts90210. on 07 Nov 08, 04:53:51
omg thats scary! hahaha lol

I know it's not her ...
By: grungefreak10. on 28 Oct 08, 15:39:34
I know it's not her, but she looks like that recurring character from "The Kids in the Hall", the "It's a Fact" girl. It's a fact.

i just use it to ...
By: colorfulsprinkles. on 26 Oct 08, 17:03:35
i just use it to pick up chicksss XD

Im' making coffins ...
By: KIDVT. on 24 Oct 08, 22:50:55
Im' making coffins for .. babies lol

My delicate hands ...
By: 187jinx. on 22 Oct 08, 01:53:45
My delicate hands are much better suited for the intricate work of tiny details...

"you're freaking me ...
By: Fullperson. on 22 Oct 08, 01:16:13
"you're freaking me out too" lol guy sitting next to them

Why the fuck do you ...
By: UberWank001. on 21 Oct 08, 00:37:26
Why the fuck do you care?!

Who cares. It's ...
By: DofS1. on 19 Oct 08, 03:48:15
Who cares. It's still harlarious.

i have a great idea ...
By: stratmaster63. on 18 Oct 08, 06:30:42
i have a great idea... stop using garageband loops in your videos and make your own. that one isnt even creepy

so whatta you do, ...
By: WhytyProd. on 17 Oct 08, 11:06:26
so whatta you do, im a midwife, hahaha

hahahahahahaha the ...
By: rockpaperskizors. on 17 Oct 08, 01:36:38
hahahahahahaha the music was just so funny when he talked about the dead babies.

"I make coffins.... ...
By: spamthewow. on 17 Oct 08, 00:31:46
"I make coffins....for babies..." lmaorofl

i knew i saw her ...
By: mannyfresh. on 16 Oct 08, 12:00:08
i knew i saw her from somewhere else. was this the same girl some derrickscomedy on youtube.???? there is a vid of best blow job ever

LOL
By: AlanToaca. on 15 Oct 08, 07:09:56
LOL

coffins for babies? ...
By: unknownfakename. on 12 Oct 08, 14:48:03
coffins for babies?!!

I also do cats, ...
By: jefarr85. on 11 Oct 08, 10:57:54
I also do cats,small dogs,guiney pigs *crash*

...
By: ritika1311. on 10 Oct 08, 16:34:43
xaxaxaxaxaxxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxxaxa....!!!!!!!!!!

lol shit that ...
By: tremapar. on 09 Oct 08, 23:59:31
lol shit that scared me at the end i jumped

LOl he hands him ...
By: jackmcguire. on 09 Oct 08, 21:59:46
LOl he hands him his card to say hey ill make a thing for your baby. xD

...
By: mannyfresh. on 09 Oct 08, 09:39:19
hahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahhaha... this is my new fav video of the week

Der Tourist (The Tourist)
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Video duration: 247 seconds

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A German tourist takes advantage of all that New York City has to offer.
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LOL.....
By: XstarynightX. on 09 Nov 08, 03:21:30
LOL.....

People in NYC are ...
By: roaming80. on 06 Nov 08, 09:25:40
People in NYC are actually very friendly.

shouldve been a ...
By: sjvdude. on 18 Oct 08, 14:56:50
shouldve been a different city people in newyork arent that friendly

Haha!
By: 0hdudeee. on 14 Oct 08, 17:54:02
Haha!

Flag is backwards ...
By: STufaro. on 10 Oct 08, 03:10:49
Flag is backwards on that police uniform...

can you open your ...
By: joveytri. on 08 Oct 08, 22:14:34
can you open your mouth? haha

hEY DON T INSULT US ...
By: ausendundeinenacht. on 08 Oct 08, 20:14:00
hEY DON T INSULT US kRAUTS HOW GOOD IS YOUR dEUTSCH THEN?

Hey Schatzy get a ...
By: ausendundeinenacht. on 08 Oct 08, 20:12:51
Hey Schatzy get a grip..on US humour here and lassen wir den Patriotismus ..:) BEISEITE

Silly Kraut
By: RiggleHAX32. on 27 Sep 08, 14:19:01
Silly Kraut

sehr lustig aber ...
By: nwc12345. on 24 Sep 08, 18:10:05
sehr lustig aber zu lang und langweilig

lustig
By: yoblfor. on 23 Sep 08, 02:15:03
lustig

omg that was ...
By: 0imakevids0. on 20 Sep 08, 02:22:44
omg that was hilarious

"Give mes the ...
By: RogueGank3r. on 16 Sep 08, 04:15:20
"Give mes the moneyz pleaze"

LOL "can you please ...
By: NinjaNO2. on 14 Sep 08, 04:46:30
LOL "can you please take ze picture?"

Oh write it down.. ...
By: RogueGank3r. on 10 Sep 08, 02:18:23
Oh write it down.. Great!

Ha ha ha ha ha!
By: RogueGank3r. on 10 Sep 08, 02:11:53
Ha ha ha ha ha!

I hoped to god he ...
By: Sqroob. on 09 Sep 08, 16:59:14
I hoped to god he wouldn't kill him but then he did and I was sad. :( poor runner.

German is such a ...
By: MeoCaroline. on 07 Sep 08, 15:21:00
German is such a psycho, lol.

oh, kayz :-P
By: MeoCaroline. on 07 Sep 08, 15:11:26
oh, kayz :-P

the end bit was the ...
By: bradisamaggot. on 02 Sep 08, 18:49:50
the end bit was the best i think when the police man said "silly kraut", jokes

lol!!!
By: michelleluzemo. on 01 Sep 08, 05:02:36
lol!!!

LOL
By: soky977727. on 31 Aug 08, 11:40:28
LOL

HAHAHAHAH!!! fckin ...
By: quifa1993. on 31 Aug 08, 11:32:59
HAHAHAHAH!!! fckin hilarious! His german is really funny

i love it, just ...
By: ONLYBESTVlDEOSFORYOU. on 31 Aug 08, 08:10:32
i love it, just pure fun!

haha i love how u ...
By: Imbored299. on 30 Aug 08, 18:27:32
haha i love how u guys make these guys help the bad guy out or the other way around

Famous Artist Pictionary
Posted by: QuietLibrary

Video duration: 240 seconds

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Picasso and Van Gogh lead rival teams in the "lightning round" of a pictionary tournament.

Related: art, funny, game, gogh, hale, huang, monet, monty, okeefe, picasso, pollock, python, renoir, sherng-lee, show, tuculescu, van

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i always knew ...
By: thetman55. on 09 Nov 08, 00:21:34
i always knew georgia o'keefe's flowers looked like vaginas...but i thought it was just me

AND THAT MEANS CUNT ...
By: KINGU2B. on 05 Nov 08, 20:37:57
AND THAT MEANS CUNT (IM SCOTTISH)

NICE FANNY
By: KINGU2B. on 05 Nov 08, 20:37:06
NICE FANNY

Ah, Ok, thank.
By: EvilClown1111. on 04 Nov 08, 13:08:17
Ah, Ok, thank.

HAHA hilarious! ...
By: beastiesandnasties. on 04 Nov 08, 11:45:21
HAHA hilarious! great parody :D

Yes, look up ...
By: Clayton0001. on 04 Nov 08, 05:09:26
Yes, look up Georgia O'Keefe's work, many of her flowers look similar to vaginas. She was all about feminism.

too long for too ...
By: thecarrotdude. on 02 Nov 08, 16:49:53
too long for too little

OMG this is nerdy ...
By: bradder22. on 24 Oct 08, 15:48:33
OMG this is nerdy and hilarious. Thanks QL!

PLEASE DONT READ ...
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PLEASE READ! Could ...
By: penguinlover2111. on 23 Oct 08, 14:19:04
PLEASE READ! Could you please sub. to my videos! Me and my friend are having a contest of who can more subscribers. Thanx!

lol haha yea
By: Fullperson. on 22 Oct 08, 00:51:46
lol haha yea

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ...
By: inspirationmagnus. on 21 Oct 08, 23:30:13
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Total stereotypes US. Without offending, but it is the truth. They want to be my friendly? aristocrat =)

this is the ...
By: trfootball48. on 21 Oct 08, 00:11:58
this is the funniest shit ive ever seen

wow. just.. just ...
By: crazyguitarist11. on 19 Oct 08, 01:13:11
wow. just.. just grow up.

but the accent here ...
By: kereru. on 13 Oct 08, 18:39:01
but the accent here sounds english, not spanish, that was my point.

Actually, it's a ...
By: aldreaif. on 13 Oct 08, 02:51:33
Actually, it's a Spanish accent. Because, you know, he's from Spain originally.

lol like 30 sec wit ...
By: FUR10USW45P. on 11 Oct 08, 16:20:04
lol like 30 sec wit a single signal...

brilliant, but why ...
By: kereru. on 10 Oct 08, 11:53:06
brilliant, but why does picasso have a upper class english accent?

LOL "I'd guess ...
By: Raspberrydoe. on 09 Oct 08, 18:23:29
LOL "I'd guess Saturn"

"That sound signals ...
By: mike1305. on 09 Oct 08, 04:25:29
"That sound signals the start of our lightning round!" hahahahahahaha

that smile or ...
By: glasscaskets. on 09 Oct 08, 02:01:11
that smile or whatever is the best thing ever.

5 stars for the ...
By: darkwolf228. on 08 Oct 08, 23:05:37
5 stars for the creepy smile

WHAT DOES IT MEAN!! ...
By: guyanesesolo. on 08 Oct 08, 20:50:44
WHAT DOES IT MEAN!!?!?!?!?

no, a lily...
By: Zonbie33. on 08 Oct 08, 15:58:53
no, a lily...

Absolutely Brilliant
By: jacktwan. on 08 Oct 08, 13:42:52
Absolutely Brilliant

$Fifty Grand (World\$

Fifty Grand (World's Cheapest Man)
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A killer and his victim strike an unusual deal. Cinematography by our pal Ray Machuca; guest starring Phelps Harmon.
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DONT READ THIS. YOU ...
By: correcter101. on 11 Nov 08, 03:07:12
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR%uFEFF LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs?

LOL........
By: XstarynightX. on 09 Nov 08, 02:30:54
LOL........

hahahaha
By: peterboroughmike. on 08 Nov 08, 09:43:34
hahahaha

DONT READ THIS. YOU ...
By: ktsayswhoopwhoop. on 30 Oct 08, 17:28:14
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR%uFEFF LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs?

Look I really ...
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Look I really appreciate this...

DONT READ THIS. YOU ...
By: kusbeast. on 22 Oct 08, 07:35:23
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR%uFEFF LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs

brothers, you're ...
By: massai86. on 19 Oct 08, 02:38:38
brothers, you're really smart, i like this type of comedy very very much. please keep this up

no there was not a ...
By: crazyguitarist11. on 19 Oct 08, 00:33:05
no there was not a woman named jilian who was walking down a creek one day.

i started cracking ...
By: crazyguitarist11. on 19 Oct 08, 00:32:30
i started cracking up after that part

Stumbled across ...
By: mavalasko. on 12 Oct 08, 13:03:27
Stumbled across this by accident, haha pleasantly surprised!

"Could you make it ...
By: FUR10USW45P. on 11 Oct 08, 16:54:47
"Could you make it seven?" Like if he's gonna care about the money 5 minutes after....

thats real fucked up
By: sadie3398. on 09 Oct 08, 06:40:54
thats real fucked up

A little too close ...
By: budgallant. on 09 Oct 08, 04:34:29
A little too close to home I think... Seems like something that could really happen somehow.

could you come down ...
By: GMANG393. on 09 Oct 08, 03:21:15
could you come down a bit, I could do 20. absolutly hilarious. great idea keep up the work.

hilarious
By: machines54. on 09 Oct 08, 01:26:23
hilarious

That was rather ...
By: HiddenBlossum. on 07 Oct 08, 23:05:57
That was rather disturbingly bittersweet. Loving the humor :].

Wow, That was ...
By: EvilClown1111. on 06 Oct 08, 22:24:19
Wow, That was amazing XD

40 000 dollars.
By: nekolux. on 06 Oct 08, 11:10:09
40 000 dollars.

this kinda creeped ...
By: failzdox. on 04 Oct 08, 23:05:06
this kinda creeped me out to be honest. but i still laughed pretty hard.

loooooooooool!
By: thebeginner15. on 02 Oct 08, 15:29:28
loooooooooool!

In 1879 there was a ...
By: 009domino. on 01 Oct 08, 09:32:34
In 1879 there was a woman named Jillian who was walking down a creek one day and little did she know,there was a homicidle maniac following her.When she heard a noise behind her,the man grabbed her and knocked her out.When she woke she was in up in a dark factory and the man was there.After a few moments,she was raped and then the man slit her throat.Now that you have read this,every night,she will be standing outside your door looking in ure window post dis on 7 different videos to stop? her

This is sad and ...
By: swellonlj. on 30 Sep 08, 03:40:24
This is sad and funny at the same time... but mostly sad.

lol she aint a ...
By: carsiotto. on 25 Sep 08, 00:16:27
lol she aint a midget, she responded, turns out shes really short !

HAHAHA! why the ...
By: urusernameisgay. on 25 Sep 08, 00:05:53
HAHAHA! why the fuck would it matter if he/she was a midget? lol i like seeing them run track tho...

lol are you really ...
By: carsiotto. on 21 Sep 08, 15:33:09
lol are you really a midget?

MySpace Patrol
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Two cops engage in an unexpected shakedown.
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S.D.G so damn gay! ...
By: dajojoshow. on 11 Nov 08, 16:34:21
S.D.G so damn gay! way funny

Yeah, I dunno if I ...
By: DblOSmith. on 22 Sep 08, 22:09:15
Yeah, I dunno if I should have been turned on by that but... too late.

The cop on the ...
By: DblOSmith. on 22 Sep 08, 22:08:59
The cop on the driver's side looks like Nicholas Cage. lol

guys in 1:08 Carl ...
By: NinjaPigz. on 15 Sep 08, 20:45:04
guys in 1:08 Carl is sooo gay

Haha. the myspace ...
By: MeoCaroline. on 07 Sep 08, 15:46:13
Haha. the myspace link is their's!

these guys are ...
By: AcidRooster. on 31 Aug 08, 05:38:04
these guys are really amazing

hahaah myahh badge ...
By: pumaking94. on 30 Aug 08, 00:35:13
hahaah myahh badge number is h-e-r-o-s-?

top 8?
By: howi6469. on 29 Aug 08, 06:27:06
top 8?

ahahahahaaha i love ...
By: LilCodaD. on 25 Aug 08, 01:58:59
ahahahahaaha i love this

yeah well u suck
By: LilCodaD. on 25 Aug 08, 01:58:30
yeah well u suck

LOL
By: WinterTroll. on 24 Aug 08, 04:12:55
LOL

ahahahaha o man
By: XNEWTXNEWTX. on 23 Aug 08, 17:12:47
ahahahaha o man

...heros?
By: PreethiVn. on 21 Aug 08, 02:19:29
...heros?

"but thats only for ...
By: deli0064. on 15 Jul 08, 05:43:46
"but thats only for family and prospective sex partners!"

It would be great ...
By: znarf541. on 27 May 08, 08:27:21
It would be great to run into some real cops like this... most cops wouldn't know a good movie from the 'dukes of hazzard'...

bizarre....yet ...
By: zain832. on 20 May 08, 02:54:18
bizarre....yet entertaining :}

lol that really ...
By: erdperchen. on 28 Apr 08, 02:31:38
lol that really made me laugh! good job

GGAAYY
By: CelebrityOFP. on 29 Mar 08, 06:53:37
GGAAYY

I love when he ...
By: Shmebber. on 13 Mar 08, 05:08:11
I love when he spelled heroes wrong.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ...
By: Zolk9655. on 07 Mar 08, 17:05:58
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Music at the start is good.

Bunch of Fags!
By: o2ama. on 06 Mar 08, 18:45:18
Bunch of Fags!

i am so adding them!
By: fattyelephant. on 21 Feb 08, 20:15:17
i am so adding them!

I swear to God..... ...
By: 123SUZY123. on 20 Feb 08, 22:48:29
I swear to God.....Where do you pull these from!! Loved it!!

ahhahaha.. woow .. ...
By: chikelta. on 03 Feb 08, 03:25:28
ahhahaha.. woow .. i aint gona lie.. i found that amuzing

Hahaha! That was ...
By: manalivestudios. on 30 Jan 08, 15:09:32
Hahaha! That was excellent! Really well done!

Miss Teen South Carolina vs. Bush
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Two of America's great minds go head to head.
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There certainly is. ...
By: rodhatte. on 22 Nov 08, 17:37:45
There certainly is.... His BACKSIDE!

Everywhere like ...
By: Itsbluewire. on 20 Nov 08, 13:19:04
Everywhere like such as... I personally believe that The Iraq and The South Africa! lol that was funny :D

Unfortunately the ...
By: equinoxx44. on 19 Nov 08, 19:08:08
Unfortunately the rednecks are VERY prevalent here. Here in florida its ok the wave the flag of a faction that represented slavery...Im just glad we dont have Bush in the white house anymore. the moron.

actually it was the ...
By: Hateandhatred. on 19 Nov 08, 13:11:22
actually it was the best things she said. I'm american but not us american. I'm Canadian.

haha us americans ...
By: gokumssj1. on 19 Nov 08, 02:13:46
haha us americans haha classic

I didn't know that ...
By: CombinedOccupancy. on 17 Nov 08, 07:43:22
I didn't know that was Bush's daughter, I can see the resemblance now that you pointed it out, thank you.

oooooo ur in ...
By: AllisonS445. on 17 Nov 08, 00:59:56
oooooo ur in trouble now tht u read this keep reading and something good will happen to u and if u don't the dark world will do very bad things to u A boy named Thomas was walking then he heard a noise in the woods He thought it was just a rabbit so he kept on walking then he saw a flash then died Now that u read this repost this on 10 different Youtube videos in less than 24 hours or you will see a bloody dirty face in the window and he will kill you with a knife HURRY u dont have much time

STUPID BITCH
By: xsc0rpi0n. on 15 Nov 08, 07:58:36
STUPID BITCH

"I know that human ...
By: LineaArlis. on 14 Nov 08, 19:53:05
"I know that human beings and fish can coexistate peacefully." Amen to that.

food on your family ...
By: cslolcs. on 14 Nov 08, 12:35:53
food on your family, food on your family, food on your family, food on your family, food on your family, food on your family,

they never show the ...
By: ILLINOISLOYALTY1. on 14 Nov 08, 01:50:53
they never show the good side of bush, and yes there is

Osama? She sounds ...
By: AntiShocker. on 14 Nov 08, 00:40:40
Osama? She sounds like a Psyops rookie. Easy on the eyes. Lots of subliminal messages buried in her speech. LOL What a stupid cuntory full of red necks. If Bush served two full terms, I'm sure she could do better. Miss Teen SC for President!

Everywhere? Like, ...
By: samloom. on 13 Nov 08, 19:35:28
Everywhere? Like, such as?

Hold on everyone... ...
By: brianchristie. on 13 Nov 08, 06:22:44
Hold on everyone...I'll be right back. Just need to put my food on my family.

Atleast we weren't ...
By: Buried3030. on 13 Nov 08, 03:19:19
Atleast we weren't taken over by Nazis and had all our jews deported to camps. Atleast we weren't taken over by communists. American "dumbasses" did help countries like yours break free from tyranny.

bush wins ohh ...
By: Arghira. on 09 Nov 08, 20:01:43
bush wins ohh eahhhhhhhhh

haha! you spelled ...
By: Dmajorproductions. on 08 Nov 08, 18:09:44
haha! you spelled learning wrong too!!! haha good on you mate!

learing mate. and ...
By: 275149. on 08 Nov 08, 10:20:45
learing mate. and no ,no we are not lol

is are children ...
By: Dmajorproductions. on 06 Nov 08, 05:28:02
is are children lurning?

You gotta wonder if ...
By: tigersharkmonkey. on 03 Nov 08, 22:49:33
You gotta wonder if their family trees branch?

everywhere like ...
By: pureinhart. on 03 Nov 08, 20:20:59
everywhere like such as...poor girl is so nervous

god bless america.. ...
By: cocobege. on 03 Nov 08, 19:45:12
god bless america.... dumbasses

Stupid bitch: 'Oh, ...
By: mewmewluchia. on 02 Nov 08, 15:21:18
Stupid bitch: 'Oh, and this after, I'm a plane trip taking to everywhere, such as.' xD

I personally ...
By: AkireRosales. on 02 Nov 08, 05:05:00
I personally believe... that shes his missing daughter XD

Sorry...BOX..I ...
By: onelasssttime. on 01 Nov 08, 20:30:39
Sorry...BOX..I meant BOX..don't come down on my typos.

Miss Teen South Carolina Calls 911
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Miss Teen South Carolina once again demonstrates grace under pressure.
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haha... Awesome
By: c0zan0ztra. on 23 Nov 08, 07:19:31
haha... Awesome

true, but she just ...
By: jasamurai. on 23 Nov 08, 05:56:34
true, but she just kept going. the proper response would be, "i don't know" or even, "sorry, my mind is blank". but she just kept digging that hole.

give her a break ...
By: phycobassist07. on 23 Nov 08, 05:19:15
give her a break she made a mistake let it go

oh my fucking god...
By: Timanggi. on 23 Nov 08, 05:05:32
oh my fucking god...

haha this gets me ...
By: whitechocolet100. on 23 Nov 08, 04:42:33
haha this gets me every time XD

love the way she's ...
By: omglollmao123. on 23 Nov 08, 03:49:03
love the way she's about the cry and then suddenly poses when the operator answers hahaha

I LOVE THIS ACTRESS ...
By: panxeiz111223. on 22 Nov 08, 23:44:52
I LOVE THIS ACTRESS!!!..I LOVE IT!!!

She looks plastered!
By: iwuzapunkb4u. on 22 Nov 08, 19:28:36
She looks plastered!

cool!!!!! she looks ...
By: zetaproject3. on 22 Nov 08, 19:13:06
cool!!!!! she looks exactly like her

funny in bits tries ...
By: vinay1mfh. on 22 Nov 08, 17:38:41
funny in bits tries to be too funny everywhere else. this cud ve been done without bringing in the miss s carolina angle well whatever

I personally ...
By: rodhatte. on 22 Nov 08, 16:58:41
I personally believe, that this was a very good video response, for the US people and in Iraq and South Africa, and everywhere like such as. Hey look, I got an F. -F for fantastic!

XXstupidXXmileyXX ...
By: 2pacfollower. on 22 Nov 08, 12:52:02
XXstupidXXmileyXX went where? Do you have a mental affliction or are you just slow? This is a fucking sketch *No infants were harmed in the making of this sketch*. Isn't it a bit convenient that people were filming and not doing anything as someone was dying?bgb

Very funny such as ...
By: darkmetallord666. on 22 Nov 08, 12:51:01
Very funny such as and well done like they would do it in the asian countries, I personally believe.

1:05 I really ...
By: winter4abunny. on 22 Nov 08, 07:18:10
1:05 I really believed his acting. He should be a actor.

hahahaha
By: satejunk. on 22 Nov 08, 05:38:26
hahahaha

LMAO...thanks I ...
By: ShutterBug717. on 22 Nov 08, 04:26:08
LMAO...thanks I really needed a funny video to watch and this soooooo did it!

not a very good ...
By: XXstupidXXmileyXX. on 22 Nov 08, 01:50:57
not a very good video becasue look what happened to that poor little girl. she died all becasue you weren immitating miss south carolina. personally i do not think it was very fare of you to do that to her its not her fault that she messed up. she is just smarter than you and i can tell that you are jealous of her. i dont think you could get up in front of billions of people and answer that question. huh? o yeah i went there!

DUMBASS.0:01
By: wiseowl16. on 22 Nov 08, 01:32:50
DUMBASS.0:01

Yeah, it was pretty ...
By: Erekai. on 22 Nov 08, 01:17:02
Yeah, it was pretty funny, but they could have done it better. Like, her actually talking about the accident, but taking wild tangents, rather than just talking about US Americans and The Iraq... But still pretty good. I just think it *could* have been better.

hahaha love the end!
By: AnnaMaria2216. on 22 Nov 08, 00:59:26
hahaha love the end!

LOL OMG
By: nickgirl104. on 22 Nov 08, 00:39:00
LOL OMG

THIS SHIIIIIT IS ...
By: the1privatebox. on 21 Nov 08, 20:10:02
THIS SHIIIIIT IS FUUUUNNNY!

...
By: serendipity20kristal. on 21 Nov 08, 17:23:37
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Can't see the ...
By: toepunt10. on 21 Nov 08, 03:10:28
Can't see the mocking of her ending any time soon, there's limitless ways to rip the piss out of her. By being stupid as fuck she's brought so much comedy to the world, without a doubt one of the best comedians of the 21st century

that was ...
By: yourgaragebandkid. on 21 Nov 08, 01:35:43
that was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo goooddd

Master Po: Lesson #1
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A martial arts master gets distracted during a lesson on kicking.

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I had a teacher, ...
By: TheCapstanShanty. on 23 Nov 08, 01:19:33
I had a teacher, Master Yim and he was pretty funny it did a lot of hillarious analogies not this detailed though

3:02 How the hell ...
By: TheCapstanShanty. on 23 Nov 08, 01:18:24
3:02 How the hell could you keep the accent going!!! LMAO

hes hotttttttttt<3
By: barbiegottagun. on 17 Nov 08, 05:05:44
hes hotttttttttt

Master Po very good ...
By: Kurruptive1Logic. on 09 Nov 08, 12:20:33
Master Po very good acting!

who would want to ...
By: mksterr. on 27 Oct 08, 16:54:19
who would want to take lessons from some goofy white guy who calls himself master po and talks with a fake accent?

If your white man~
By: HoIic. on 20 Oct 08, 03:57:34
If your white man~

I find this ...
By: BeforYou7. on 14 Oct 08, 04:48:34
I find this offensive. Mad good Korean accent though.

omg this is sooo ...
By: shawnr336. on 10 Oct 08, 05:16:17
omg this is sooo funny!!!...don't interrupt lesson!!!

XD THIS IS ...
By: DelilahRae123. on 09 Oct 08, 15:37:57
XD THIS IS HILARIOUS.

OMG.. THIS IS SOOO ...
By: daalsij. on 04 Oct 08, 14:55:14
OMG.. THIS IS SOOO FUNNY

that was freaking ...
By: CommonRaven. on 28 Sep 08, 09:23:56
that was freaking hysterical!

One of the funniest ...
By: ShaunJ1380. on 19 Sep 08, 17:05:30
One of the funniest videos of all time.

i love how he got ...
By: nekolux. on 01 Sep 08, 17:21:50
i love how he got his right leg to hump his left leg roflmao XD

Heheh... This is ...
By: Kingmen30264. on 27 Aug 08, 10:10:05
Heheh... This is pretty good... I want to know how the 2 in the back keep themselves from laughing at this.... Good stuff... Keep it up :D

lol this is so funny
By: LilCodaD. on 25 Aug 08, 01:44:01
lol this is so funny

"Right leg has to ...
By: howi6469. on 23 Aug 08, 23:53:49
"Right leg has to take out second mortgage."

HAHA why do you ...
By: PreethiVn. on 21 Aug 08, 02:06:03
HAHA why do you speak korean accent if you white man?? lol

great acting : )
By: TheRockinCactus. on 19 Aug 08, 03:32:37
great acting : )

lol : ) good stuff
By: TheRockinCactus. on 19 Aug 08, 03:31:49
lol : ) good stuff

do u sctually ...
By: unurautare. on 18 Aug 08, 16:59:05
do u sctually practice karate?maybe I can kick ur gypsy ass someday

lol im from Romania ...
By: Bigcuriboh. on 25 Jul 08, 07:38:15
lol im from Romania my self.. and it aint that bad :P XD.. nice story man!

I am a real life ...
By: kohanjin. on 10 Jul 08, 13:32:33
I am a real life martial arts master, this guy is hilarious! I actually know white guys who speak what we call "KorEngrish"... sad. but he's pretty accurate and even though he goes off on a wild tangent about his social issues... pretty funny Master Po. I think someone on this comments page is offended because it might remind him of himself??? maybe? relax dude. if you don't like something about yourself, change it. and remember: white crane stands on one leg at sunset. you know...!

by the way i didnt ...
By: discountzone. on 06 Jul 08, 00:37:17
by the way i didnt watch the whole video but i just wasted two minutes ...hey guess what ? fuck you !!!!!!!!

man your making my ...
By: discountzone. on 06 Jul 08, 00:35:42
man your making my stomach upset and im about to through up ..fuck your sense of humor you are not funny at alllllllllll so get fucking lost !

LOL
By: Gannondalf. on 10 Jun 08, 11:57:08
LOL

Steroids Inventor Receives ESPY Award
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Dr. John B. Ziegler, the man who introduced anabolic steroids to American athletics, accepts the ESPY Lifetime Achievement Award.
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Dr Ziegler invented ...
By: oscie1. on 18 Oct 08, 17:33:54
Dr Ziegler invented Dianabol (probably the most powerfull oral anabolic steroid ever made) Its good shit and its responsible for arnolds muscles!!

douchebag
By: dazm0. on 13 Oct 08, 05:29:51
douchebag

lol its the same ...
By: neutraljin. on 05 Oct 08, 14:43:55
lol its the same guy at the begining

Ah steroids the ...
By: Zahadoom1. on 03 Oct 08, 15:37:11
Ah steroids the thing people love to slate, dirty word. Also a perfectly legitimate treatment were I live, for people with seriously bad muscle wastage from Aids and for weight gain after Cancer. Shame people forget that most things do have a needed use. Most things to excess are bad. Thanks for posting, loved the Usain Bolt one was very funny. Peace and Love All.

God made man. ...
By: sko083. on 28 Sep 08, 05:46:45
God made man. you're mother's made you. Who made you Superman?

Dr Ziegler was the ...
By: sikboyuk. on 27 Sep 08, 01:16:20
Dr Ziegler was the man!

lmaooo moron.
By: G00DY317. on 25 Sep 08, 16:10:19
lmaooo moron.

Aw, you had to ...
By: DblOSmith. on 22 Sep 08, 22:33:59
Aw, you had to bring Serena Williams into it... lol. bad man... hehe.

who made u superman ...
By: balajichari85. on 13 Sep 08, 07:37:24
who made u superman or woman!! serena.. wink wink.. man this was freaking awesome.. lmao..

Thanks, but it's ...
By: ShamanQueen326. on 12 Sep 08, 16:32:50
Thanks, but it's kind of obvious.

john zeiglar ...
By: Ronniedasmoker. on 12 Sep 08, 05:22:15
john zeiglar invented the powerfull horomone

this is a fake. the ...
By: jimmytheblackfella. on 09 Sep 08, 13:09:04
this is a fake. the video is not real. barry bonds is a scapegoat. all american 'athletes' use the roids.

if he used steriods ...
By: LoyalJames. on 04 Sep 08, 01:54:03
if he used steriods he woould have had his titles striped... look what happened to Floyd Landis last year... he did something illegal and they stripped his title... what would have stopped them from doing it to Armstrong?

wateva he won ...
By: LoyalJames. on 04 Sep 08, 01:48:57
wateva he won legally

yeah we AAALLLLLL ...
By: commerceskate. on 03 Sep 08, 06:16:47
yeah we AAALLLLLL believe youuuuu...

no he didn't. he ...
By: LoyalJames. on 03 Sep 08, 05:05:35
no he didn't. he was the most tested athlete in the world for eight years and all tests came back negative.

yes and he did use ...
By: commerceskate. on 02 Sep 08, 01:00:22
yes and he did use steroids.

just good fun no ...
By: dontimes1. on 01 Sep 08, 12:54:10
just good fun no racism jeez im black and i kno dis

lol...
By: soky977727. on 31 Aug 08, 11:37:21
lol...

Good job on ...
By: RacistKeyBoard. on 31 Aug 08, 09:57:53
Good job on detecting my sarcasm.

haha all this guy ...
By: ONLYBESTVlDEOSFORYOU. on 31 Aug 08, 08:04:41
haha all this guy can think about is racism, racistkeyboard, once you see a black guy, you think its racist, god damn it

wtf... people think ...
By: Gannondalf. on 30 Aug 08, 12:21:33
wtf... people think its racist because they show some black people? .... jesus christ, what has this world come to

did they just ...
By: LoyalJames. on 30 Aug 08, 03:03:01
did they just accuse lance armstrong of using steriods???

hehe... Serena... ;)
By: KaspiantheGreat. on 25 Aug 08, 21:12:28
hehe... Serena... ;)

hahahaha
By: deamacks. on 25 Aug 08, 19:00:41
hahahaha

The Secret Strikes Back
Posted by: QuietLibrary

Video duration: 223 seconds

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An interview with the real people behind the popular self-help program The Secret. If you've never heard of The Secret, just ask your mom. She'll definitely know what it is.

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That was well funny ...
By: selfhelpguy. on 15 Nov 08, 17:43:41
That was well funny. I love 1:10 to 1:20. Great stuff!

serves em right
By: lovechild872. on 01 Nov 08, 12:22:38
serves em right

If you have ...
By: macolyis. on 11 Oct 08, 07:34:45
If you have abundance you are blessed and should give thanks and share. You may think you earned it but God gave you the ability and everything you have comes from Him. Also true blessings are spiritual not material. The rich and powerful of the world are actually worse off than anyone else because they will get the harshest judgment. You should not seek the things of this world but instead spiritual things by seeking God, loving others, being unselfish and giving. Help the poor and oppressed.

The Eternal is a ...
By: macolyis. on 11 Oct 08, 07:14:38
The Eternal is a just and righteous God. The world is cruel and unjust because this isn't Gods world its Satan's world, you are seeing the results of Satan's government and way of life. Why would a loving righteous God allow Satan to rule and bring all this terrible injustice and suffering? The answer is, WE chose Satan as our ruler and god. Eve listened to Satan instead of her creator and humans since have listened to him, despising Gods laws and loving sin. Sin brings pain, misery and death.

ahaha lighting his ...
By: Zonbie33. on 08 Oct 08, 18:02:48
ahaha lighting his cigarette with the lightsaber!

WTF?!
By: Felixjin. on 12 Sep 08, 20:28:16
WTF?!

'The Secret' should ...
By: Sledge101. on 02 Sep 08, 08:52:52
'The Secret' should be viewed as a stepping stone to a broader perspetive, which comes under the banner of 'Law of Attraction', ie: You get what you think about, whether you want it or not. Esther Hicks is currently the source of information that people are turning to. Happy hunting.

what is the secret?
By: shadowoftheday666. on 28 Aug 08, 22:17:02
what is the secret?

Power, UNLIMITED ...
By: automaticAEV. on 27 Aug 08, 12:39:44
Power, UNLIMITED POWER!!!!

AHHAHA.... You Have ...
By: Kingmen30264. on 27 Aug 08, 09:42:58
AHHAHA.... You Have To Read The Stuff On The Bottom As Well... "Cheney Says, " I Would Never Give Bush The Real Launch Codes!" " HAHA.,

ROFLMAO. I love it ...
By: DbzmasterdbzNecross. on 25 Aug 08, 23:55:02
ROFLMAO. I love it when they all choke each other.

:) This is ...
By: dungheap123. on 25 Aug 08, 08:39:41
:) This is priceless!

the lightsaber gag ...
By: ZachMaxDaddy. on 24 Aug 08, 06:34:15
the lightsaber gag was prime!

death star wtf?
By: connorummzeromax. on 24 Aug 08, 04:45:51
death star wtf?

I mean, the secret.
By: howi6469. on 23 Aug 08, 23:44:10
I mean, the secret.

read Don't laugh ...
By: IsiahT07. on 23 Aug 08, 19:47:47
read Don't laugh at this! Just do it Start thinking something you? really really want cause this is astounding the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck You have just been visited by DrSuess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish Make your wish when the count down is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 videos within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come

LOL, people stop ...
By: Tammy2trueblues. on 23 Aug 08, 04:22:33
LOL, people stop seeking after greed, power and control, it will destroy you and I only say this cause I love you.. If you seek God, good things will happen, it's no secret, it's a choice!

the secret, in a ...
By: trekyz. on 22 Aug 08, 05:57:46
the secret, in a way is like Reaganomics. Reaganomics is the theory that, if the rich have plenty of money, that wealth will trickle down to the not-so-wealthy people. The secret is similar; it works well for those who are already wealthy and are receiving what they want. Their wealth and happiness will trickle down some how to the starving, dying, depressed people of the planet... (I thought there were some similarities. :p )

Retards
By: dsuggitt. on 18 Aug 08, 07:47:46
Retards

LOL!
By: trekyz. on 14 Aug 08, 05:08:20
LOL!

Let's get some ...
By: hotty1986s474. on 05 Aug 08, 19:32:56
Let's get some workin sweety! fastsexfinder(dot)(com)

thanks to the " ...
By: Bigcuriboh. on 22 Jul 08, 19:24:56
thanks to the "SECRET"... dark side.. XD

Watch David ...
By: marisabellas. on 14 Jul 08, 22:59:12
Watch David Schirmers (youtube) "The Secret" seminars where he took all these peoples money and told them this fake lie WORKS!!! And SURPRISE! the real secret is how the only people getting rich and getting things are those who have rode the scam authors coat tails into peoples pockets like her!! Oprah can pay it all back! And should! peoples lives are being ruined, their health, their money, and then Oprah and friends BLAMES THE VICTIMS! IF THEY GET SICK OR STAY POOR! such evil scam

"coherent ideas to ...
By: Eikinkloster. on 08 Jul 08, 14:39:57
"coherent ideas to it, dealing with quantom physics""it hard to fully grasp" BuddieG420, you surely *are* joking, right? There is nothing coherent about it. You can't grasp quantum physics because it is *real hard*, and that's why they use it: since most of us can't really get to understand it, we end up with a sensation that there is something into it, when there is nothing. Quantum physics has *nothing*, but really *nothing* to do with wishful thinking.

Penguins tired of ...
By: ashleynicole1989. on 27 Jun 08, 05:20:21
Penguins tired of constant narriation in the artic! lol sorry i have add to those kinds of things.. (scrolling across video)

Master Po: Lesson #2
Posted by: QuietLibrary

Video duration: 224 seconds

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Once again this martial arts master can't stay on topic to save his life.

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damn he's got a ...
By: TheCapstanShanty. on 23 Nov 08, 01:25:01
damn he's got a pretty descent kick

loooool dumb =D
By: rise313. on 05 Oct 08, 16:20:21
loooool dumb =D

That kick at 23 ...
By: yusufine. on 30 Sep 08, 06:21:44
That kick at 23 seconds is immense!

haha jesus thats ...
By: bigbobbreakdance. on 15 Sep 08, 11:56:44
haha jesus thats one a the funniest things av ever seen

i love it how he ...
By: SriLankarules21. on 13 Sep 08, 11:51:38
i love it how he absolutely owns the guy on the right all the time.

i think so
By: SriLankarules21. on 13 Sep 08, 11:51:08
i think so

Hahaha cock block. ...
By: DJFilmsCorp. on 08 Sep 08, 00:31:08
Hahaha cock block. Omfg rock on. FAST AS A CHICKEN

OMG did he really ...
By: nekolux. on 01 Sep 08, 17:30:31
OMG did he really kick that guy at the first part?

the ending lmao
By: Chicando. on 27 Aug 08, 16:19:16
the ending lmao

messed up DX ahha
By: Kingmen30264. on 27 Aug 08, 09:51:01
messed up DX ahha

Haha what the fuck
By: hedlundman. on 25 Aug 08, 00:22:55
Haha what the fuck

Wow he gets my ...
By: gsmoshi. on 24 Aug 08, 21:31:20
Wow he gets my Korean, English-speaking stamp of approval!

I can't understand ...
By: kosai19. on 23 Aug 08, 20:10:04
I can't understand what the heck he is saying. LOL.

LOL!
By: Victor00JR. on 23 Aug 08, 18:40:45
LOL!

Not as good as the ...
By: ShaunJ1380. on 23 Jul 08, 20:56:07
Not as good as the first but still made me LOL.

bad imitation of ...
By: healthhavencom. on 24 Jun 08, 23:32:20
bad imitation of dana carvey

Good imitation of a ...
By: mighty58. on 19 Jun 08, 21:17:44
Good imitation of a Japanese accent.

lol i love ...
By: Gannondalf. on 10 Jun 08, 12:11:02
lol i love QuietLibrary

mildly racist.
By: ironandsilk. on 03 Jun 08, 05:19:07
mildly racist.

You must have ...
By: SEVENBodyBuilder. on 18 May 08, 01:00:14
You must have plenty of time in your hands to try to find different perspective of the same video. But I did follow your advice and it is preatty funny!!!!

Just the perfect ...
By: Psy0pAgent. on 11 Apr 08, 02:28:02
Just the perfect amount of twisted!

this is the ...
By: thomashm9. on 07 Apr 08, 11:26:48
this is the funniest if u listen to the guy with ur eyes closed.He actually sounds like a dumb chinese fuk.

pretty annoying
By: rudolfgonzalez. on 04 Apr 08, 13:14:18
pretty annoying

ROTARAG
By: platoslug. on 29 Feb 08, 13:05:39
ROTARAG

haha that´s funny
By: mikkeljan. on 23 Feb 08, 11:42:04
haha that´s funny

Balls of Steel
Posted by: QuietLibrary

Video duration: 147 seconds

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What is the female equivalent of "Balls of Steel?"

Related: balls, cocaine, cops, drugs, kerri, library, of, quiet, steel, strug

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this is the worst ...
By: hizzleeee. on 19 Nov 08, 04:54:36
this is the worst yet guys, and youre usually pretty funny.

Interesting bitch ...
By: callmeshane303. on 15 Oct 08, 10:32:53
Interesting bitch session about politically correct idiotics. She looks like a dyke tho....

strug bags?
By: baronofhawkland. on 13 Oct 08, 11:04:08
strug bags?

tip real police ...
By: redbaron447. on 26 Sep 08, 23:28:36
tip real police never test drugs like that!!

Funbags of ...
By: akelly4713. on 22 Sep 08, 13:09:57
Funbags of ninjastars. Hahaha..

so frickin pointless
By: darthphoenix13. on 07 Sep 08, 11:10:47
so frickin pointless

Funbags of Ninja ...
By: Motofiend. on 04 Sep 08, 08:06:20
Funbags of Ninja Stars for the win!

disgusting but funny
By: soky977727. on 31 Aug 08, 11:57:07
disgusting but funny

Lol
By: TheRealAman. on 29 Aug 08, 22:51:18
Lol

niceXD
By: BlackNYello. on 27 Aug 08, 17:19:56
niceXD

ehhe
By: Kingmen30264. on 27 Aug 08, 09:36:46
ehhe

The equivalint ...
By: summoendsku6. on 25 Aug 08, 20:38:56
The equivalint Would Have To Be A Hooker Vigina so She Can Do Many things

Tits of terror XD
By: Sapenti. on 23 Aug 08, 19:44:52
Tits of terror XD

read Don't laugh ...
By: IsiahT07. on 23 Aug 08, 19:40:41
read Don't laugh at this! Just do it Start thinking something you? really really want cause this is astounding the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck You have just been visited by DrSuess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish Make your wish when the count down is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 videos within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come

lol "this chick's ...
By: CaptinCaruso. on 23 Aug 08, 16:20:12
lol "this chick's got strug bags"

Funbags of Ninja ...
By: DiscoNightsInAlaska. on 22 Jul 08, 22:18:48
Funbags of Ninja Stars lmao

Tits of Terror Yum ...
By: TubularAlex. on 19 Jul 08, 08:50:59
Tits of Terror Yum X2

Quiet Library is so ...
By: HyoSunDS. on 13 Jul 08, 11:29:31
Quiet Library is so well directed and written.

fuck usa
By: FFCgiapanta. on 02 Jul 08, 22:48:23
fuck usa

Strugg bags yo!
By: Colloidalsilver. on 22 Jun 08, 02:24:29
Strugg bags yo!

ya ppl these days
By: kuyapanda. on 20 Jun 08, 00:39:14
ya ppl these days

you suck cock
By: precednik. on 07 Jun 08, 16:35:31
you suck cock

BULL CRAP! That int ...
By: dandyman94. on 04 Jun 08, 17:04:35
BULL CRAP! That int ball of steel u lying penis

this is awesome
By: nigahiga100000. on 17 May 08, 01:49:31
this is awesome

the most stupid ...
By: afif3594. on 16 May 08, 16:40:50
the most stupid peic of shit i have ever seen the people that actually laughed need to get a life

Brown Noser
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Some guys will do anything to impress their boss.
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