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The Goon Bible Project - Book of Job Posted by: drunkenotter
Video duration: 232 seconds Reading the Bible so you don't have to. An accurate retelling of the Book of Job (with some things ommitted for time's sake). Related: animation, awful, bible, film, goon, job, short, something Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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By: cmmixon. on 14 Nov 08, 16:50:00
I am not entirely sure what you mean as the difference between Jehovah or Yahweh. The most common words for God in the Hebrew are Elohim and YHWH (Yahweh when you add vowels). I would suggest reading a book called Introduction to Biblical Literature by Reddish, Mussser, and Fant. This book will give you a fuller context of the Hebrew's understanding of God and the ancient near eastern culture in which they lived.
By: wmd1. on 04 Nov 08, 11:37:22
I love the overall aesthetic.The short,bald,angry god is an awesome short,bald,angry god. I hope to see more of these in the future.there is almost no end of usable material in that vile book.
By: branagan05. on 20 Oct 08, 04:54:48
that made it all better then.... (/sarcasm)
By: PharodWormhair. on 20 Oct 08, 01:09:06
Job is obviously the fucking asshole here.
By: AltaMirage. on 18 Oct 08, 15:35:39
Good vid. Loved the format. A word about the fact that the almighty's boasts were mostly nonsense (for example, the waters didn't have "doors", winds are not "kept" in a "house" etc. would have been good, but I understand that would stretch the format a little.
By: kekikamiller. on 10 Oct 08, 06:09:57
12 The LORD blessed the latter part of Job's life more than the first. He had fourteen thousand sheep, six thousand camels, a thousand yoke of oxen and a thousand donkeys. 13 And he also had seven sons and three daughters. 14 The first daughter he named Jemimah, the second Keziah and the third Keren-Happuch. 15 Nowhere in all the land were there found women as beautiful as Job's daughters, and their father granted them an inheritance along with their brothers.
By: kekikamiller. on 10 Oct 08, 06:09:21
It would have been awesome if you had told the ending right. That blew the entire thing. Here's what really happened after Job's ordeals : "the LORD made him prosperous again and gave him twice as much as he had before. 11 All his brothers and sisters and everyone who had known him before came and ate with him in his house. They comforted and consoled him over all the trouble the LORD had brought upon him, and each one gave him a piece of silver and a gold ring.
By: AbeTheAngel. on 07 Oct 08, 00:48:49
Reminds me a little of Terry Gilliam! That is definitely not a bad thing! Ha!
By: slh950. on 02 Oct 08, 16:22:13
"God" ... you mean 'El Jehovah' or 'El Jahweh'?? Just that God is an ancient Germanic word that Job never heard implying a different form of divinity than an omnipotent being. God was, and is, an indigenous European concept so who was it that he spoke to. (p.s. just being curious not inflamatory, its something I want to understand a bit better as I understand Old testment is different to new)
By: vonsquat2332. on 23 Sep 08, 03:58:52
The description says this is an accurate retelling, however it should be noted that Job wasn't "just okay" with his stuff getting taken and his children killed. He "cursed the day he was born" . That doesn't sound like he was "okay" with everything. Was he grieving and in pain? Yes of course, who wouldn't be. But he wasn't angry at God, that's the difference.
By: theshredator. on 19 Sep 08, 07:19:40
Man, I hope you continue making these.
By: maryisntgay. on 11 Sep 08, 23:12:58
i love how job's friends are gangstas
By: kazzaone87. on 17 Aug 08, 15:55:23
lol i love god
By: chesirekitkat. on 16 Aug 08, 11:15:07
if only church was this hahahahahah. If this was real I would give it to my kids when I have them.
By: zorac91. on 05 Aug 08, 19:56:50
genious
By: KinKadeJin. on 01 Aug 08, 19:37:43
In final: The Matrix (The World) is a System (Our Enslavement)... As The Christ stated, If your Eye be Single (In Meditation), your body shall be filled with Light (One with Christ)... So get Unplugged, for the Kingdom (Salvation) of God is Within You! (The Key to true Knowledge and Eturnal Life) There are many paths too Knowledge, but only one path that leads to Truth.
By: KinKadeJin. on 01 Aug 08, 19:36:23
For there are two Teachings in the Bible... An Open doctrine (for the masses) and a Hidden doctrine (for the true worshipers), as I stated before, The Bible is based on Mythology and Analogy... Not reality... well not reality as we understand it, Thus, concerning the true Salvation of Mankind.
By: KinKadeJin. on 01 Aug 08, 19:36:03
Understand that 95% of Humanity does not seem to know, that The Bible is chock-full of Allegories, Precepts and Analogies... Alas, as for those who fight for the cause, concerning the confusion of the scriptures as being inaccurate with historical loop holes and scientific nonsense, you are wasting your time convincing and conversing with persons with limited perceptions (Dogmas), in and of, understandings and realities ( Examples - them selves, the world, the universe and beyond )
By: KinKadeJin. on 01 Aug 08, 19:35:26
Attention, one and all.... As it is Written: My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge - because thou hast rejected knowledge - Hosea 4:6.... For The Bible is based on Mythology and Analogy... Not reality (not literal)... that is why when tested against History, Science and even common sense, it just doesn`t make sense.
By: Redsrevenge. on 30 Jul 08, 02:31:04
That was incredible.
By: stocktakerbillybob. on 30 Jul 08, 00:13:28
maybe god doesn't force people to do these things, nor does he do it himself anymore (not like the genocidal warmonger he used to be) but he DID create us rite? he DID know everything but then made us wrong rite? he did that on purpose rite? he KNEW that ol' lionheart and chums would mistakenly kill in his name because he had made them so they couldn't understand the bible properly and thus would do loads of murder... or did god make a mistake? what happen?!?!?
By: buffdaddy3144. on 20 Jul 08, 16:31:07
actually god condones hate, murder and rape a whole bunch of times in the OT
By: codegal. on 29 Jun 08, 13:57:48
Jeremiah 31:15
By: codegal. on 29 Jun 08, 13:52:51
Ever wonder why YOU can't see God at all?
By: jc156018. on 26 Jun 08, 17:31:07
that was brillant it summed up everything your thinking when you learn about it in school.